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In America, young wizards have to wait at bus bay 9 3/4 at the Greyhound station.
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Ahhhh I've started reading a book of Terry Pratchett's short stories and he wrote the first when he was 13. O__O
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If you're gonna change your FB profile pic for childhood cancer awareness… maybe also provide a URL to a cancer organization?
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Pretty great how many of my tweets are complaints about my FB friends and friends of friends! Really healthy behavior! - Andrew C - - (Edit | Remove)

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One day, probably soon, I'm gonna run out of stuff to tweet about laundry. A few months after that, I might stop tweeting about laundry.
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But after four right turns you're back to your original direction. Hmm. https://twitter.com/Annie...
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I remember when I thought Fiorina was just really bad at her job, rather than straight up hallucinating. https://twitter.com/steve...
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How is a guy who can't poll at 0.5% "among likely GOP primary voters" considered "mainstream"? https://twitter.com/AlecM...
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There's probably a wizard whose patronus is E.coli O157:H7.
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And, given the relative size, probably thinks they've failed to actually call one up. - Jennifer D. - - (Edit | Remove)
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Come to think of it, as magical projections of the caster's self, there's no reason a patronus has to be accurate scale to the real animal. - Andrew C - - (Edit | Remove)
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It could be like VH1's Pop Up Video! https://twitter.com/natal...
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I keep hoping someone will do something like this, though it would be a logistics nightmare. Not that some people would care, as long as what the candidates said sounded "truthy" enough. - Jennifer D. - - (Edit | Remove)

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Contrast the happiness of a bird with a french fry (tm @dazeychic) with the quotidian resignation of pizza rat.
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I might have misused "quotidian" (not sure) but I'm not going to let that ruin my day. - Andrew C - - (Edit | Remove)

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Listening to a marching band playlist on Spotify and so far I'm down with every single marching band cover of a pop song.
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UPDATE: not feeling the marching band version of "Send In The Clowns" - Andrew C - - (Edit | Remove)
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I'm trying to remember if I ever had to play that in seriousness, but failing. Our marching band director in college handed it out as a gag for one practice and just laughed while the groans spread through the room with the sheet music. - Jennifer D. - - (Edit | Remove)
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Years before the $13.50 -> $750 increase, Daraprim was just $1 a tablet…
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The part that gets me the most is the timing - by increasing the price right after the regulations on the drug have tightened, it makes it prohibitively difficult for another company to develop a generic equivalent. They insist that's coincidence, but exploiting that sort of situation was a part of one of the business proposals for the startup itself. - Jennifer D. - - (Edit | Remove)

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So Scott Walker destroyed Wisconsin for nothing?
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There's always sheer ego. And money. - Jennifer D. - - (Edit | Remove)

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You can just title a movie "THE COMMUTER" now? http://deadline.com/2015/...
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"Civilization is thanks to conservatives, but it has led to liberalism, so it's kind of a mixed bag really" https://twitter.com/deep_...
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Jeff Dunham had an NBC special. Remember when NBC [Peacocked] Comedy? Sigh.
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I keep wanting to do that joke with the peacock emoji and then I get sad when I re-learn that there is no peacock emoji. - Andrew C - - (Edit | Remove)

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Wouldn't it be great if NOT pandering to people's worst selves was a winning move in the GOP primary?
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Please ensure your level of condescension does not exceed your level of correctness.
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(Just got into a weird little argument on FB where the other guy was hecka wrong, but so condescending that I was nearly gaslighted into thinking I was wrong instead.) - Andrew C - - (Edit | Remove)
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In the future, I will just assume people are stupid when they say stupid things rather than wonder if they're trolling. - Andrew C - - (Edit | Remove)
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.@dracula2thpaste @mattdpearce + Enron, Lehman, AIG, bank robosigners, Silicon Valley wage colluders, LIBOR fixers, child prison bribers…
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It took me forever to find the edition of your most favorite book with the ugliest cover and get it signed by the author.
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Moon cakes are not good. The only reason there even is an autumn moon festival is bakers needed to get rid of all their excess inventory.
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Gotta feel sorry for those mythical rebels who had to choke down moon cakes as they passed messages back and forth. - Andrew C - - (Edit | Remove)
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I used to loathe the harvest festival because my mother's clients would send us boxes of moon cakes. Give me a red envelope and a box of almond cookies any day. - faboomama - - (Edit | Remove)
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If you don't have anything nice to say, hold your subtweet in your drafts for so long you forget who it was about in the first place.
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Some people groups solved digesting lactose by mutating; others by making yogurt or cheese from milk.
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In other words, when faced with a problem -- how not to waste a plentiful food source -- the world divided between those who used their brain and those who used their gut. - bentley - - (Edit | Remove)

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I Can't Believe You Won't Pass The I Can't Believe It's Not Butter For My I Can't Believe They're Not Pancakes. @1followernodad
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This could be the subject for an Onion op-ed piece. - John B. - - (Edit | Remove)

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It rained a little yesterday in SF, so I can eat almonds today.
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Two incredible burns on Twitter today.
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One: Ta-Nehisi Coates: https://twitter.com/taneh... (Context: Jason Whitlock is this Jason Whitlock: http://deadspin.com/jason... ) - Andrew C - - (Edit | Remove)
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(BTW, I didn't realize immediately, but I looked it up and Fogelnest's statement was 100% true.) - Andrew C - - (Edit | Remove)
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