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The Ubiquitous Roving Plants of the Starship Enterprise (http://the-toast.net/2015... )

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"The show ran for seven seasons, towards the end of the era in which TV special effects were still noticeably dinkier than movie effects. [â¦] If you rewatch the episode in which Tasha Yar dies, the emotional resonance of her untimely passing is pretty severely marred by the fact that her killer appears to be a man in a bedazzled garbage bag trying to shake staticy unspooled VHS tape off of his arms. - Andrew C - -

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I just got an email from an airline promoting their sale prices on kitchenware. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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"These previously-loved forks have flown fewer than 100,000 miles." - Stephen Mack - -

I could see a case for selling those! But they're selling new pots and pans, just... through the airline's website. - Andrew C - -

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.@micahwittman Also, I bet you could pacify a lot of people with an app that just _simulated_ a revolution.

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Doesn't FaceBook already do that? - Jennifer D. - -

^ POINTS - Andrew C - -

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I was gonna send a bad tweet but shamed myself out of it when my last-ditch bandaid was to add a #badtweet tag.

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"What happens when Tweets go bad? Find out at 11..." - Friendfed Mr. Noodle - -

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.@GuyInYourMFA the Uberman character used to be a brilliant deconstruction of genre tropes but now ppl ask if he's a mascot for ridesharing.

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It turned out the Apple Watch was inside us all along.

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I'm so tired of not transcending time and space.

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Something kind of ironic about this one getting accidentally triple-posted. - Andrew C - -

Haha I thought that was deliberate! Very meta. - JustDuckie - -

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I am seriously annoyed that this Valspar ad on spotify has one of the two characters named "Val".

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oh god, that ad. - holly - -

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They really should reboot SLIDERS. So many movies to rip off have come through since the original went off the air.

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Pitch: a long-form crime procedural in the Star Trek universe. TRUE PRIME DETECTIVE.

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I'm so tired of not transcending time and space.

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I'm so tired of not transcending time and space.

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U.S. Encouraging Cuba To Shift Toward Democratic System Of Corruption - http://www.theonion.com/a... http://o.onionstatic.com/...

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Democracy is supposed to be about choosing the right representative, but in the UK they'd have you believe that democracy is about choosing between Tory or Labour! Verily, it's all about tactical voting and not voting with ones conscience for the right candidate anymore, if it ever was. - Halil - -

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That's why I'd love to vote for nota party ie none of the above! - Halil - -

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I bet Dr Frankenstein's reanimated hodgepodge corpse would prefer not to be called a _monster_, pedants.

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I walked to the mediocre but closer burrito place cause my socks were falling down. Hope I can get a children's book outta this anecdote.

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If watching your twelve minute youtube video all the way through would give me the ability to fly… I'd still be taking the bus everywhere.

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I would watch Celebrity American Idol.

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Celebrity Amazing Survivor Iron Chef Race of New Jersey - Stephen Mack - -

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Desired level of fame: no one in my life will ever be honest with me again.

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Desired level of fame: whenever I talk about wanting to stay grounded and humble, people make jerk-off motions behind my back.

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Other fast food chains introduce new complete menu items, triumphs of food engineering. Subway has… a new vinaigrette.

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Sometimes the new menu items basically amount to that. - John B. - -

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Someone once asked if I knew where the subway was so I directed them to the closest undeground station as that's what I thought they meant, but they actually wanted the sarnie shop! ;-) - Halil - -

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Sheriff Glanz: "How many errors are made in an operating room every week?" http://www.esquire.com/ne... … by 73 yo fake doctors? PROBABLY NONE!

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Oh, sorry, I thought that scalpel was a tongue depressor. - John B. - -

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Mindy Kaling's bro didn't actually apply under two IDs, so his "experiment" had no control. I see why his grades weren't so hot, though.

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I have a hilarious Hillary-at-Chipotle/guacamole-is-extra tweet, lemme just see if anyone else had this idea… ok then.

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Consolation: You'll make someone special very happy one day. Me: Hold on, no one can /make/ anyone else be happy, they have to choose it.

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Be happy. That's an order! - Stephan - -

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There are FIVE "modern Don Draper" twitter accounts, and none of them are doing anything with the schtick.

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Catching feelings suuuuuuuuucks.

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Yep. - Jennifer D. - -

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