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Twitter suspended wholesale plagiarist ozchrisrock a couple months ago! Hooray! Now please go after the fake Bill Murrays.

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That must explain why I haven't seen many screenshots of ozchrisrock on Tumblr lately. - John B. - [ 1 ] -

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I've noticed that pattern with the picspammers. - John B. - -

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I don't think I'm cut out to be one of those people who can eat half a burrito and stash the other half for the next day.

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burrito breakfast? - Halil - -

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Sure, Reagan sold weapons to Iran, but in his defense, it was to fund terrorism.

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But those were the right kind of terrorists. - John B. - -

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Twitter's iPad app STILL hasn't got the "new" quote function, but meanwhile links are in a lil box just like the quote thing they won't do.

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It's 2015. I would rather Youtube fail altogether than give me 144p resolution.

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Adam Silver says of NBA player salaries: "II can't believe that compared to a teacher or doctor" -- but David Stern was paid $20m/year.

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If he were running a school system, he'd be complaining that the teachers make too much. - John B. - [ 2 ] -

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The 50% of basketball-related revenue term kind of hides that teams that own their arenas can play shady math with the leases to shelter some of that from even being split with the players at all. - Andrew C - [ 2 ] -

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Wait, an earthquake early warning system for the US west coast could cost only $38M? And we won't pay for it??? http://www.latimes.com/lo...

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An early warning system for earthquakes for entire US West Coast could cost just 30% more than A-Rod's annual salary, but it can't get done? - Andrew C - -

That's like 1/3 of an F-35. - John B. - [ 3 ] -

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With the caveat that Thomas Friedman is wrong about nearly everything all the time ever, though, uh-oh. https://twitter.com/POTUS...

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App to "text your therapist". 15% chance the first tier is an Eliza-like bot, right? https://pbs.twimg.com/med...

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Children’s Stories Made Horrific: The House At Pooh Corner - http://the-toast.net/2015...

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The office brought in some fancy brand-name apricots. Disappointing. The best apricot this world has to offer is about a B+ nectarine.

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Clearly, the solution is to add orbital capability to the F-35! https://twitter.com/wheat...

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Sister store for plaid skirts would be Kilt It. And the factory odds store would be I Can't Even. https://twitter.com/hello...

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Wouldn't a "blade runner" be more commonly known as an "ice skater"?

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Maybe a speed skater. - John B. - [ 3 ] -

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So, please don't kill me, but DESPICABLE ME 2 was WHO WANTS TO MARRY A MINIONAIRE? https://twitter.com/thesa...

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Someone better remind Obama's social media intern to have a "You're Welcome, America" tweet loaded up for his last day. @1followernodad

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He should tweet it from the @POTUS account. - John B. - [ 3 ] -

I'm picturing Josh Lyman telling Charlie to do it do it do it. Charlie very firmly says, No. Toby can't decide which side he's on. - bentley - [ 1 ] -

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ALL STAFF: please update the company blog if you have had a haircut recently, so we can avoid being surprised by changes in your appearance.

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OK, everyone, 13 months until you have to have a good SUICIDE SQUAD tweet. (If you got off a great one today, you can just reuse it then.)

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If you eat vegetable chips, the eat-your-veggies police will grumble, but they can't say anything.

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The Really Big One - http://www.newyorker.com/...

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"If, on that occasion, only the southern part of the Cascadia subduction zone gives way […] the magnitude of the resulting quake will be somewhere between 8.0 and 8.6. That’s the big one. If the entire zone gives way at once, an event that seismologists call a full-margin rupture, the magnitude will be somewhere between 8.7 and 9.2. That’s the very big one." - Andrew C - -

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It's kind of a shame the west coast doesn't have the earthquake sensors / auto-shutdown systems that Japan reportedly has. - Andrew C - [ 2 ] -

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On #NationalFrenchFryDay, let's all observe a moment of silence for the Fry Guys.

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Downside of my sometimes not making the easy jokes is that I can't just look at my TL and remember what the joke of the day was. #humblebrag

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Yes, hooray, Bloom County is back after 25 years, but I do remember the spinoff Outland ran 89-95. (tbh, I didn't remember Opus (03-08))

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Every year, I'm surprised anew that "nerd prom" is the White House Correspondent's Dinner and not Comicon.

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That's what happens when the media and poli-sci junkies get to pick the labels. A lot of the DC events did feel like high-school, complete with the competition to see who can get in the yearbook the most often, or be/date the homecoming king/queen. - Jennifer D. - [ 2 ] -

"Nerd prom" is also a more positive spin than "journalists schmoozing with people they're supposed to be holding accountable." - John B. - [ 4 ] -

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That dog won't hunt. She's been trained to herd sheep, and hunting would distract her from her real job. @abobrow

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Even the ads have ads now. https://pbs.twimg.com/med...

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Warning!