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It's too bad Schwarzenegger wasn't too busy running Celebrity Apprentice a decade ago so he couldn't have fucked up running California.

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This would be the best book club ever. https://twitter.com/Time2...

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"The film's screenwriter John McNamara, who adapted the script from a Bruce Cook-penned biography, also attended" https://twitter.com/Josh_...

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Instead of sending one Terminator back to kill Sarah Connor, Skynet shoulda sent the whole army back, all wrapped in meat.

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"Set your phasers to auto-fire and 'super duper kill'"

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Come to think of it, having phasers be handheld weapons rather than mounted on autonomous drones seems highly inefficient. - Andrew C - -

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Desired level of fame: Canadians reflexively point out I'm Canadian whenever I come up in conversation.

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Non-desired level of infamy: Americans reflexively point out I'm Canadian whenever I come up in conversation. - Andrew C - [ 1 ] -

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Apple lets every app be a web browser (Twitter, FB, Tumblr, mail, etc) yet allows them all to switch which side the close button is on.

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In the BACK TO THE FUTURE poster, Marty looks at his watch... but he jumped 30 years, not 30 minutes.

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Reality show ghosts threaten NBS but our heroes fight back with the power of commedia del'arte. https://twitter.com/Mobut...

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also, I guess at some point Tom's brother comes back from standing in the middle of a field in Afghanistan. - Andrew C - -

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Thao and the Get Down Stay Down https://vine.co/v/eF6ztu1...

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Some ppl are armchair diagnosing Joshua Goldberg w/ mental health issues. OK, maybe, but all them GG'ers & Brietbarters aren't ill too.

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As an old and terminally unhip person, there are _so many_ "netflix and chill" explainers right now that surely everyone understands by now.

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next up, everyone in my generation or older will make the same jokes the kids did months to years ago. - Andrew C - [ 1 ] -

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It always does. - Jennifer D. - [ 2 ] -

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They Pretend To Be Us While Pretending We Don't Exist - http://www.buzzfeed.com/j...

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"White poet Michael Derrick Hudson's use of the Chinese pen name Yi-Fen Chou was an act of yellowface that is part of a long tradition of white voices drowning out those of color in the literary world. " - Andrew C - -

"My mother cried for weeks and threatened to tell Stanford I was a convicted criminal so they would revoke my admission if I didn't promise that I would not try to be a writer. I didn't promise and my mother never made good on hers. They were scared for me and told me no one with a face like mine could ever hope to be anything more than ordinary in America. I hated them for saying it, but I really should have hated the racism that taught them to think like that, that threatened to prove them right again and again and again." - Andrew C - -

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Currently listening to https://www.youtube.com/p...

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I Re-Watched Garden State and Will Never Feel Again (http://jezebel.com/i-re-w... )

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"When Garden State came out ten years ago, I was a 22-year-old naif […] so I think my review went something like, "ADEQUATE!!!!! MORE KISSING NEXT TIME!!!" - Andrew C - -

"As I learned in my anniversary re-watch yesterday, Garden State is not adequate. It is a doodoo movie and it stinks like doodoo. All the kissing in the world could not save it. " - Andrew C - -

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I love the Flintstones Era. So I decided to live in it. - http://www.somethingawful...

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"Every morning I wind the bird inside the clock in our parlor. Each day I write in my diary using an antique pen that's actually a bird and I dip his bill into an inkwell before each stroke. All of our birds come from the same breeder who we single-handedly keep in business by paying him to train various birds to operate or replace all of the appliances in our home." - Andrew C - [ 1 ] -

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My favorite part was the appliance scat. - John B. - [ 1 ] -

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In fairness to GARDEN STATE, I still think the shirt/wallpaper visual joke holds up.

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If I ask you to do something, in writing, and a month later you reply with "I didn't do anything yet, do I need to?"… ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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Essay contest for an IN house w/ $199 entry fee. It's worth $310K (Zillow), so they need 1560 entries to break even. http://wgntv.com/2015/09/...

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I can't decide if this is a Quibids-like legal scam or if it's done with genuine good intentions. - Andrew C - -

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Yeah, well, you're paying more for (a sliver of) the house (which means nothing unless you win) than for the reader service/judging. - Andrew C - -

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Signs you didn't write your own tweet: saying "it's almost 2014" ... in 2015. https://twitter.com/Bridg...

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Almost at the point where my sports fantasy is to be able to crossover like Steph rather than dunk like Vince.

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Dog Whistles 101: When a conservative brings up Dred Scott, they are almost always really saying Obergefell and Roe v Wade are illegitimate.

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You never hear liberals say "because Dred Scott (or Bush v Gore!) was a terrible decision, Citizens United is also illegitimate." - Andrew C - -

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Why is that FB photo-tagging spam always and only used to sell sunglasses? It's never jeans or skillets or even regular glasses.

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Not as much amoeba otherkin stuff on the internet as I would have expected.

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And this is the part where I say, as an adult, no, I'm not going to google that. - Jennifer D. - [ 3 ] -

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No idea, which left a whole realm of possibilities open. - Jennifer D. - -

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So, they gonna Special Edition the Harry Potter movies with a corrected pronunciation of "Voldemort"? @akiva

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Bit late, but "too street to be James Bond" was literally the premise of KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE.

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