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Thankful today for all those on Twitter who're funny while being even thirstier than I am.

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If you've said something dumb on the internet, it's probably better to take the L than keep going. https://pbs.twimg.com/med...

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(BTW, he then followed up by saying "he didn't use words younger than he was!" "Ebonics" was coined in the 1970s, so decades after "counterfactual"!) - Andrew C - -

The 1st thing I did this morning was block that guy this morning just for being too stupid to know 'counterfactual'. - faboomama - [ 4 ] -

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https://gop.com/wrong-at-... GOP, Oct 2015: "Hillary sucks because she backed the war in Iraq."

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Sometimes I worry that Twitter and Facebook can't fill the void, but then I remember I don't go on Tumblr enough.

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with homemade gravlax in the house, my goal for this week is to not die from an accidental salt overdose.

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THE FINAL GIRLS was fantastic.

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OMG, that looks awesome. - Jennifer D. - -

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Also, don't confuse it with FINAL GIRL (no 's'). - Andrew C - -

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I like women, but I've never really liked coffee so I've never had a good joke for this joke framework.

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It's kind of a tired joke framework anyway. - John B. - [ 1 ] -

Yeah, fair. - Andrew C - -

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Q: What's the difference between fog and a marine layer? A: No one ever snottily says "actually, it's fog."

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When one plays Cards Against Humanity with foreigners, one does so much explaining of and apologizing for North American culture.

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I see a lot of funny people I follow on Twitter tweet out variations of jokes I did a while ago. It's not plagiarism in any sense; I don't think they even saw my tweets. I mostly take it as validation that my own jokes were solid. (Yes, execution matters, but I don't think my execution is routinely worse.)

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I actually watched something off my Watch Later list on youtube!!! Most productive Friday evening I've had in a long time.

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I can always tell when I'm in a rich people neighborhood because I have T-Mobile and my reception goes to hell.

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Also, how did Raven-Symoné get to thinking that standing up for non-racism discrimination was the principled stand to take?

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Be the bigger person by not calling out how long it took your friends to follow you back.

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It's insanely hot in LA right now according to my weather app, but SF has 70% humidity so.

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"Don't politicize a tragedy", say the gun assholes who'll blame the Holocaust on Jews not resisting enough.

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Morbidly curious to see how the Onion fills in the details for a three shooting day in the "No Way To Prevent This" template.

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Pumpkin spice took over the world; I kinda wonder why "stuffing spice" or "turkey spice" didn't…

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I would eat SO MANY stuffing-flavored chips if they made 'em. - Andrew C - -

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Meh, still too far. They usually include some tomato flavored powder, and I don't associate tomatoes with stuffing. - Andrew C - -

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I 😐 NY. SF, LA, and Vancouver too. I'm less fond of everywhere else.

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Two school shootings in a day, eight days after the Umpqua shooting. How much longer before the plan to do nothing starts working?

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A friend corrected me: it's three. Arizona, Texas, and Kentucky. - Andrew C - -

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The New Yorker piece about "achievement beards" reminded me I couldn't even grow a sadness beard.

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Maybe a participation beard? #millennials - JustDuckie - [ 2 ] -

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Those are "achievement unlocked beards". =P - Andrew C - [ 2 ] -

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why don't they make the whole school out of the lockdown?

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Four More Years! https://twitter.com/ellio...

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Wow, a cut-down feature set for faster mobile browsing: Google AMP has reinvented WAP. History really is cyclical.

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Oakland's Nextdoor kinda shows there's a LOT of people who share a George Zimmerman-esque mindset. https://twitter.com/SamTL...

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Wait wait wait, Kevin "we're just doing this dumb Benghazi shit to attack Hillary" McCarthy was from the MODERATE wing of the GOP?

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