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Hooray to me for getting the spinning-out-of-control UFO: https://pbs.twimg.com/med...
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Fact: just watching a Consumer Cellular ad once ages you three months.
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Sheriff Lott, probably: "Also, that officer got at least like 90% of those askrachel tweets."
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Money won't keep you warm at night, unless you stuff a blanket with your money and wrap yourself in it.
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Or pay your heating bill. - Andrew C - - (Edit | Remove)
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The inflation rate in the underworld's probably a nightmare, though. - JustDuckie - - (Edit | Remove)
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OS X Los Feliz. OS X Tehrangeles. OS X Mountain View. OS X Tenderloin. OS X California Adventure Park.
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OS X Castro OS X Hoppers 13 OS X Compton - nda - - (Edit | Remove)

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Learn to use the ACLU video app Mobile Justice! https://www.aclu.org/feat...
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It auto-uploads video when recording stops, so deleting the vid from your phone won't delete evidence entirely. - Andrew C - - (Edit | Remove)

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Why do I have FB friends who "like" NASDAQ? It's not even like they work in finance.
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I almost immediately got spam 'bout this, so maybe that answers that. - Andrew C - - (Edit | Remove)

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"New York Style Sausage" is based in Sunnyvale, CA, and offers "Louisiana Hot Links". Thomas Friedman was right about the world being flat.
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Probably delivered by oracular cab drivers. - John B. - - (Edit | Remove)

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Slightly more realistic THE PURGE: the 1%’s accountants and lawyers steal everything from their bosses that night.
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it would be great if I could mute/queue up TV-related accounts for 3 hours while they tweet for the Eastern time zone.
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Even leaving Wolverine out of it, 90s comics sure did love the phrase 'healing factor'.
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"World's 1st email client with the curved interface." But whhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy https://pbs.twimg.com/med...
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So mail bounces more gracefully? - bentley - - (Edit | Remove)

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100% chance that SC school tries to ban cell phones in school as soon as this scandal dies down.
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People are trying to make a Dragon's Lair movie? Wouldn't that just be the Let's Play of the game??
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"I'm OG Silver Lake" says a man who moved to Silver Lake in the 1990s, decades after it was first built. https://twitter.com/THR/s...
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The Onion from 2010: "Local Manhattan Boy Makes Good" http://www.theonion.com/a... https://twitter.com/Natio...
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It me =( https://twitter.com/thesh...
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It's kind of adorable when certain American magazines use words like "débuted" complete with accent marks.
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Free idea of questionable merit: Disney princesses reimagined as each other.
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Aw, he missed a chance to reference Nixon's "Sock it to me". https://twitter.com/VicBe...
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(modern) street dance crossed with swing/lindy hop: https://www.youtube.com/w...
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"Uncured" bacon that has "no nitrates except those naturally occurring in celery juice" has, if anything, MORE nitrates than regular bacon.
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True, though made in that style, it doesn't seem to give me any trouble. I have no idea why. - Jennifer D. - - (Edit | Remove)

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We were classical middle class. Middle classical.
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I know it seems like mixing yuzu juice and chill oil into kewpie mayo is very simple, but I'm still gonna apply for a genius grant for it.
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But if Banksy was an ant, he'd be Bantsy.
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"For sale: baby coffin. Never used." https://t.co/QdK1lrSh8r
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