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I take transit every day but I can't remember regretting that I have a nose this much… ever.

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I can't believe the GOP is still having undercard debates. Aren't they the anti-"everyone's a winner, participation trophies" people?

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It's gonna be AMAZING after someone wins the nomination and there's real GOP-Dem debates…with an undercard of GOP candidates before that.. - Andrew C - -

I feel like the undercard debate is sort of the participation trophy for the primaries. - John B. - [ 1 ] -

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I love how TV actors now have homework, aka "live tweeting".

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Don't love that their homework spoils stuff for the viewers in western time zones though. - Andrew C - -

Desired level of fame: employer contractually obligates me to live-tweet something. - Andrew C - [ 1 ] -

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It's great when TV tries for diversity, like Fox "exploring hip-hop culture" with a new sitcom, but if it's gonna be called "White Jeff"???

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How about we rename people born near generational boundaries "boom-Xers" and "X-llenials"? (I really do feel neither Gen-X nor Millenial)

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Yeah, I don't feel like a Boomer at all. - bentley - -

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very delayed take on Hotline Bling: I didn't even know we were still saying "bling".

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"Heaven is high and the emperor is far away but the blockchain is omnipresent and decentralized" - updated Chinese aphorism.

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Someone talk me out of starting a twitter account "513cra" where I would tweet my "b-sides", the jokes not good enough for the main acct.

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Seems like the people "defending" free speech by calling for expulsion of students don't quite understand the principle…

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They seem to have the same perpetual confusion over dissenting opinions vs. actual oppression. - Jennifer D. - [ 2 ] -

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Tonight's episode of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" included a subplot about a Canadian at the office. I felt micro-targeted _and it felt great_.

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Based on @uptowndogfunk's recent tweet thievery run, maybe TFJ/Ostrovsky is stealth rebranding. Kinda pathological plagiarism at this point.

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Serious chutzpah if that turns out to be the case, even above his original activities. - Jennifer D. - [ 2 ] -

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The anomie of putting antimony near my anemone is my frenemy.

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I'm honestly surprised this is only the second time I've used "anomie" on Twitter. - Andrew C - -

Maybe you could work in "anatomy" and "antibodies." - John B. - [ 2 ] -

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Listening to the Lorne Michaels ep of WTF like I'm gonna get my own totally 100% unrelated closure like secondhand smoke.

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I just realized I can un-like corporations on FB that used to employ me and which begged every employee to like the corp page at the time.

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In the Hero's Journey of Maron's life, is the Lorne interview the "atonement with the father"? Or am I being too literal?

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FB needs to let you rename contacts things like "don't message them".

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"AVERT." - bentley - -

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Jeb Bush—who jumped into the Terri Schiavo situation—wants to talk about the baby Hitler ethical question? Really?

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Maybe he could persuade Baby Hitler's mother to abort Baby Hitler. - John B. - [ 1 ] -

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Thank u Jeb Bush for giving everyone a second chance for their baby Hitler tweets they were too slow with the first time.

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Study: So-called 'Atonal' Music Just Been In A Minor All Along - http://www.submediant.com...

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That site is a treasure. - Jennifer D. - -

I know, right!!?! - Andrew C - -

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Yeah, sure, Star Wars Battlefront, but wait till you see the new game about settling interplanetary trade disputes with negotiation.

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Children's Stories Made Horrific: The Story of Babar http://the-toast.net/2015...

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1) this is amazing and 2) it is beyond amazing that the mind who comes up with these will also be taking on the Dear Prudence advice column in Slate. ( http://the-toast.net/2015... ) - Andrew C - [ 1 ] -

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Ben Carson cited a _parody newspaper_ as proof he really was the "most honest" student in his psych class. http://talkingpointsmemo....

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Possibly attainable desired level of wealth: have a living room large enough to place a sofa _diagonally_.

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I just want to live somewhere that can fit a sofa bigger than 6'. - faboomama - -

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Feels like dating app technology should already be at the point where I'd never get matched with ppl who watch BBT, but nope.

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Why would the new test be harder? Why would not walking out be "more honest"? And why give $10? Why gkfolwlwzpp--- https://twitter.com/inter...

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And even if it were true, how does staying for an impossible exam test you for honesty? Patience, maybe. Not giving up? Sticking with it? But "honesty"? - bentley - [ 3 ] -

Yeah, unless there's a bunch more I'm missing, that sounds like a confused retelling of a much better story. If there's something like "if you just leave, you get a C on the test automatically," then staying to finish and risking failure ends up demonstrating either arrogance, confidence, or nobility, depending on how good you are at measuring your abilities. - Jennifer D. - -

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Hey @twitter, if you're gonna rename "favorites" to "likes", you should search and replace across entire codebase: https://pbs.twimg.com/med...

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