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And what system shall the poor university use / for all tomorrow's articles / some hand me down database / from who knows where / for all tomorrow's articles / and where will they go / and what will they do / when renewals come around / they'll sit and pay and bitch some more / but still they need to score

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To the tune of 'yesterday'

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Afternoon *bump* - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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Vampire Sex, or 'Got dick? No, we're Gothic'

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No blood, no penetraaaaaaaaation/ we simply yearn for your menstruaaaation/ our teeth are phallic metaphor / but we've nothing for you to get het up for... - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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#Scaryhobo is my game / That EBSCO's mighty lame/ I'm sighin' when that student wails / And that's why I'm hiding 'mongst the mails

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Christmas carols about the Canadian long-form census... http://thestar.blogs.com/politic...

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Hark the Statisticians sing / Give us back that census thing / Don’t destroy the data source / That we use to chart our course. - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

The creepiest is the "Stevie Baby" one. Visualizing Stephen Harper while trying to sing that is soooooooooo disturbing. - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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When you were young and your favourite thing was an open book / You used to say it will never die / (you know you did, you know you did you know you did) But in this ever changing world in which we live in / You look at your book and cry / 'It doesn't start with "i"'

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Thanks, Pete! My not-yet-awake brain appreciates it. - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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Flashbacks, flashforwards, confusing REM action / seems like my writing is gaining brain traction / surreal stories while I am sleeping / featuring some of my favourite things...

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When I was young/ Great Books were at 001/ and 790 was the number for fun / those days are gone / thinking of e-books / all those Kindles, IPads and Nooks / and social media hooks / what the... hell? / Books on the shelf / It's not just about / Books on the shelf / Anymore

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My brain is trying to sing this to Live and Let Die - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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And now we need a "Live and Let Die" song. - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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To the tune of 'Tugboat' by Galaxie 500 "I don't wanna pay your subscription fees / I don't care for your conferences / I don't wanna subsidise your professional development / I just wanna read your god damn content / please make your stuff OA / please make your stuff OA / please make your stuff OA/ that would make us all happy"

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Every day I get in the queue (Too much, the Magic Botts) To get on the feed that takes me to you (Too much, the Magic Botts) I'm so nervous, I just hold tight (Too much, the Magic Botts) Your post is only another byte (Too much, the Magic Botts) Thank you, TCP/IP driver, for getting me here (Too much, the Magic Botts)

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I'll be in touch with her, have no fear (Too much, the Magic Botts) I don't want to make her face all hot (Too much, the Magic Botts) But she's so great, the Magic Botts! (Too much, the Magic Botts) - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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"Arm hair roasting on an open fire..."

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Wine and candy making? Maybe not the best bed fellows. Still, I am having a jolly good time! - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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"Later on, we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire..." - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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Have yourself a merry f*cking Christmas / get out of my way / I've got lots of errands to run yet today....

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Here we are, stuck inside the mall / oh, just deck the halls / go away! // Faithful friends won't expect too much / from curmudgeon like me. - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

[To be sung when traffic, crowds, kids hopped up on sugar, etc. get annoying.] - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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Thank you for the invitation, Pete! Here I thought I was the only one who walked around singing about all the little things that go wrong (and/or hilarious) in life! :-D

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And for the group, I offer a video Scott favorited yesterday. First: Grandma Got Molested at the Airport. <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/wa... ; title="http://www.youtube.com/wa... ; - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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Cannot find 'Rainbow Connection'- anyone got it?

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Grumble. Didn't get it all. Hang on! - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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What can I say? FF search actually worked! - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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To the tune of 'Anarchy in the UK' : iPad OS is a big fat cock/ they've gone and changed Orientation Lock / I know what I want / and I know how to get it / I'm gonna post to the manufacturer, they'll see / cos I wanna see / consistency

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I am the very model of a modern-day librarian:

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I’ve information helpful, peer-reviewed, and contrarian/ I know the LSW folks, and I quote the laws Ranganathan / from books for use to save them time, we don’t shush like Marian;/ I’m very well acquainted too, with matters academian/ I understand citation, both MLA and Terabian/ About open access I’m teeming with a lot o’ news,/ With many cheerful facts about repositories’ underuse./ I’m very good at research, even methods that your mom eschews;/ I know the proper spelling for the Chinese in your new tatoos:/ In short, in matters helpful, peer-reviewed, and contrarian, /I am the very model of a modern-day librarian. - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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Here's the Plagiarism Song I did for Martha: http://superstarchivist.blogspot.com/2010...

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"Hello, Nyquil, my old friend..."

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I've come to guzzle you again - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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And at the time, she was full of cold ;D - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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Can you hear / are you listening? / in the lane / blood is glistening / sacrificing goats / as Great Cthulhu gloats / walking in a Mythos wonderland

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In R'lyeh great Cthulhu lies dreaming / in distant stars the Great Old Ones plot our doom / we'll laugh as we listen to the screaming / then worship under the light of a full moon - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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Onward LB's white blood cells / Marching as to war / with the dose of Nyquil / going on before...

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For Dorothea: O Eldritch night, the stars are banefully shining; It is the night of the doom of all! Long will lie the world in dark and terror rising, When They appear and souls fall into their maw! A shadow great, the fearful heart will scream, For yonder rises the Old Ones dream

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Never think about hymns *too* deeply ;) - friendfeed from FriendFeed - -

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Of course, feel free to post your own. Or any of mine I have missed ;)

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'Poetry' The fizzing circuits have blown / the meta-apple from his head / the juice is blood/ though green not red/ i lick it clean / it feeds the hole / that sits inside / where I should have a soul. 'The J G Ballard of William Tell'

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Regrets / i've had a few / but then again / grets wear out so quickly...

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Wintertime, and the Pete is collection developing / books are ordered and the budgets getting low...

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